#GOAT – Greatest Of All Time

In this week’s Deadspin Funbag, columnist Drew Magary asked to “name all the GOATs”–with the acronym GOAT standing for “greatest of all time.” Here’s the rather comprehensive response:
  1. Football: Tom Brady
  2. Baseball: Babe Ruth
  3. Hockey: Wayne Gretzky
  4. Boxing: Muhammad Ali
  5. Tennis: Serena Williams
  6. Basketball (Men): Michael Jordan/LeBron James
  7. Basketball (Women): Tamika Catchings
  8. Soccer: Ronaldo
  9. Acting: Meryl Streep
  10. Rock: Elvis Presley
  11. Pop: Michael Jackson
  12. Hip-Hop: Not Eminem
  13. Comedy: Richard Pryor
  14. Book: Moby Dick
  15. Painting: Picasso
  16. Composer: Beethoven
  17. Chef: MY MOM
  18. Doctor: Dr. Who
  19. Lawyer: Thurgood Marshall
  20. President: Abraham Lincoln
  21. Holiday: Thanksgiving
  22. Fast Food: Popeye’s
  23. Candy: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
  24. Beer: Guinness
  25. War: World War II
  26. Movie: Citizen Kane
  27. Planet: Earth
  28. Board game: Scrabble
  29. Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  30. Ice Cream Flavor: Mint chocolate chip
  31. Pizza: Pepperoni
  32. Dinosaur: T-Rex
  33. Burger: In-N-Out
  34. Car: 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder